Mad fucking cunts eveyrwhere.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/britain_got_talent/2458062/Susan-Boyle-checks-into-The-Priory-Britains-Got-Talent.html

And Prime Minister Gordon Brown has now lent the drained star his support, revealing to GMTV this morning that he phoned Simon Cowell last night to check on her condition.

He said: “I hope Susan Boyle is OK because she is a really, really nice person and I think she will do well.

“I spoke to Simon Cowell last night and to Piers Morgan and wanted to be sure that she was OK.”

What the fycjing hell. '

BTW, I've had a bottleeee of wine this evening to help my inability to fall asleep (5 days and counting...or cunting,,,heh, oh dear), so I mustoffer my sincerest appoligies to all zero of you who read my drivel if this shit makes less sense than usual. 

*BOILK*

Kanye West: Thick, Uncultured Twat. And a shit musician, to boot.

What a fucking cunt. 

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed," West said. "I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.

"I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life,"

Not only did he ruin a fantastic song by Daft Punk - it got so bad that hordes of idiots thought "Stronger" was 100% original, his last album was 50% shit. And now this bout of egotism characterized by a blatant lack of self-awareness and complete cuntery.

Nibble on some of these, you chipmunk-looking mong. 

Barcacunts 2-1 Manc Cunts....Hahahahahahah!

      Suck it up you horrible, egotistic, cheating, diving spaghetti-haired cunthound.

What a night Wednesday was. Over the last several months I've tried to watch as many Barca matches as I could. Make no mistake, I'm still as sore from the final in Paris in 2006 as a workaholic lady of the night, but there is a difference between liking a club and respecting and enjoying the football being played. Their president is a horrible little snide fuck, the attempts to politicize FCB are pretty fucking pathetic. But they play proper football.

Barcelona keep possession like no other team in the world. They move like no other team in the world. They defend like no other team in the world. In Spain, the three players with the most interceptions/tackles are not defenders but Henry, Eto'o and Messi. They defend from the front, the whole team is very compact and plays at a high tempo, winning the ball and then moving it around, tiring the opposition. But not only was this a fantastic victory for the purest expression of football. 

As a Gooner, it was great to watch for two reasons: the opposition were over-hyped child eating cuntoids with fans of similar quality to boot, and the involvement of Arsenal old-boys Gio von Bronkhurst and Thierry Henry. After the latter left, it was really strange. The heartbeat and the symbol of the club was gone. But ultimately I'm happy for him, he deserves for all the years of superb service.

In this final, their best qualities were on display. Technical ability, intelligence, and massive fucking cojones. As Sid Lowe points out:

"...This is a celebration not just of the European Cup but an extraordinary season, a historic one. Victory in Rome made it so. It was already special, Barcelona won the league in stunning style, their Bernabéu victory was the biggest in their history and with a week left, they have already scored 104 goals...Barcelona have done it playing wonderful football, inspired by Cruyff, faithful to his legacy."

Blog Post Number Uno.

Duck Islands. Moats. Fake Mortgages. Yes, they are a bit shocking and amusing, and demonstrate how far up their collective arses some government members are. But the situation is so seriously overblown and is being used as a ridiculous opportunity for massive populist cunts like this to win more votes. It's fucking galling. 

Quoting oneself is pretty cuntish, but I am lazy and a cunt, so there:

Polly Toynbee was saying this week (and I generally like reading her comment pieces) how the expenses row is the "last straw" for the Brown gov't, which is, imo, a horribly immature thing to say. Mistakes that are much more important in the grand scheme of things have been made but at the same time have been largely ignored (the testimony of Craig Murray on the UK Gov't's role in torture in Uzbekistan, for example).

-Me

When you see the Guardian running the above-linked piece by a Conservative politician who has absolutely no fucking purchase in the moral side of things, well, that's fucking shit. Running pieces like this allows these cunts to divert attention from actual issues - financial market regulation, the debate over proportional representation, etc. by sacking a few old, useless MPs. 

Stick your Progressive Conservatism up your hole*. 

*I realize that I am not entitled to complain about this at all, since this is not my country, but fuck it. 

Back!

Well, it's summer time and I don't have much to do right now - lack of money forced me to delay taking a summer course at UT until the second half of the summer, no replies as of yet regarding jobs and internships/volunteer positions, etc. After two days of re-watching the first season of the Wire, I decided to start (re-start?) a blog. 

Erm. Yes.

Basically, it'll be a condensed and very shit version of stuff I read elsewhere - the excellent Speak You're Branes, arseblog, Emerald Bile, Guardian Blogs and this. Intellectual theft is the highest form of flattery and what not.

More or less, I'll be posting my thoughts, which usually fit into several distinct categories. People/things I think are massive cunts and need violating with splinter-giving broomsticks, films I like, music I like, my amateurish take on politics and other similar cuntrocities, and football. 

Hopefully all one (....if that!) of you who will read this will like it. 

Oh.